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Even Sprint Knows That Hipsters Gonna Hip

Look at this nonsense.


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I wanted to buy a new phone, not get my lifestyle critiqued. IF I wasn’t so bankrupt I’d totally switch to a different network, but I just bought a pair of big black-rimmed sunglasses. So I kind of need to cut costs somewhere, and no way will I downgrade from PBR to Natty Light. There are some lines that you just don’t cross.



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