Every time I think that I’m an unnatractive Jewish male trying to do stand up comedy, I remember Eugene Mirman. And if Eugene Mirman can do comedy…if Eugene Mirman can get laid…maybe I can too. So, for all the Eugene Mirmans out there, please give him money to make a funny comedy festival in Williamsburg. Or just donate money to us.
We could use the money more.
(Also, I’m the first person to say ‘Eugene Mirman’ that many times in 1 post. INTERNET RECORD!!!!)
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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