DISCLAIMER: I don’t hate fat people, just fat America. So please. Stop the hate mail, it’s breaking my bubbe’s heart.
Oh rabble, rabble, rabble, Americans are giant fatasses. Bla bla bla.
It’s a pretty cliched fact. It’s not even really that cool to make fun of fat Americans anymore. Which is crazy to me. Because I used to think it was always funny to make fun of the fatties.
How could this no longer be hilarious?
But in the American tradition of one-upping ourselves, I have found something that will, yes, make it OK to make fun of obese America again. Thank Adonai! I was beginning to lose all hope.
America has gotten sssoooooooooooooooooooooooo fat that we are now giving our poor, desperate, and needy people food stamps to MCDONALD’S.
That is super fat.
Because, according to whoever comes up with these bull shit rules, “it’s better to let them buy fried chicken and Quarter Pounders than candy bars and cold burritos from a convenience store.” Yes, It’s better for Mcdonalds and Burger King and Taco Bell who will finally get more clientèle than just stoned teenagers, people that are running late or traveling somewhere, and adorable eight-year-olds in the early 2000s who wanted to get every single teenie Beanie Baby that was a toy in the Happy Meal.
Thank you America, for still giving me reason to mock the fatties. Much obliged.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I’m going to hell.
Christina Carabini
07/03/2011
YES GRAMATICAL ERRORS COUNT!!!..I was watching this peace protest and they had a sign that said Pace. They had a sign that said Bring our troops home now and dammit you wouldnt put a comma in troops when using it in that way…Its just another example of people using deranged tactics in an effort to give me a reason to slap them in front of their grandparents…I shouted out HEY STUPID!!! IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE MORE INBRED A PERSON IS THE LESS ATTENTION THEY GET OUTSIDE OF STANDING IN THE STREET LIKE A DUMBASS!!!..Whew Im drunk…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………