It’s about time we start addressing our government officials as the hot pieces of meat that they are. We treat them like media whores. Time to treat them like actual whores. TAKE IT OFF! Our dollar might be low, but I’m going to stuff a few into your underwear.
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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Sam Wystan
06/06/2011
#5 left me hungry.
Marcus Lancaster
06/06/2011
Hey HipsterSpew… Anthony Weiner still your “favorite rep”? Honesty and humility evade you like an unending walk in the desert.
The Duckman
06/06/2011
Assuming (v.) Making an ass out of ones self for jumping to conclusions
Example: you
Alex - Resident Goy Writer
06/07/2011
ZING! (I was gonna do a whole definition of the word zing here, but I couldn’t decide if it was a noun or a verb).