I was jerking off furiously surfing craigslist when I stumbled across an advertisement seeking hipsters to play a role in a production of 21 Jump Street. Isn’t it selling out to be paid to be a hipster? I mean isn’t that sorta, ya know, opposite of everything we pretend to stand for, like sponging off our parents until age 35?
I’m confused. And bored. Time to get drunk.
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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