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If you like Raves then you are a Nazi

Christwire.com, Conservative Values for an Unsaved World, the single newsource of HJ, has some news for you about raves. Raves are terrible events that were started by the Nazis. THE GOD-HATING NAZIS.

We can thank Nazi German for what is known today as “Rave Parties” or as it is called in street talk “Acid Parades”. The Nazis were known for holding secret events, where they doped themselves up on heroin drugs and smoke meth rocks until all hours of the night, while banging on drums to put themselves into a state of enraged ecstasy. These drum beats (now known as bpm loops) where transformed into what modern day electronic house music sounds like and this is the same type of beat today’s candy hippies dance to while they shove pills of ecstasy drugs up their rectums and suck on cherry flavored ring pops. (Christwire)

Um….sign me up? That sounds like my kind of party. They had meth rocks 40+ years before everyone else? They invented the African tribal drum beats?

Now if only I can find some ecstasy suppositories.

What useful advice, probably phony website.

Although…their post about Vans Warped Tour tainting the world with emo music is PROBABLY true.



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