I love the summer: cut-off Jorts

Ah, Jorts. Every deserving hipster wears a cut-off pair of these, especially while playing in their summer kickball league. Jorts are a hipster’s way of saying that you are too skinny to wear normal shorts. Throw on some skinny jorts, and you are proclaiming to the world that you love your body, and that you don’t care who knows it. Throw on some dangerously short skinny jorts, and you are a hipster in a league of your own, bucking fashion trends all the while showing off way too much upper thigh (and way too much leg hair). If you happen to work as a barista, you get double points for showing off so much hair in a food establishment. Sorry gay men, but hipsters have just re-appropriated another sub-culture’s clothing style.

Jorts: Some got ‘em, and the ones who do enjoy their summer just a little more.