Oh Duane Reade. NYC loves you. I love you. Everyone loves you. And now I can even attend family functions, even give my racist old uncle a gift that we can LOL at (I of course buying it ironically). You’ve just upped the ante and brought northeastern families a little closer. God bless you.
These first 2 cards are really just meant to piss him off, while giving yourself a good chuckle:
These next two cards are meant to be ironic, but HE won’t know that.
Yup. Blacks, women, and liberalism, OH NO!
Intolerance? Is the answer intolerance?
(the awl)
