Nickname: Supernova Scotia
Age: 19
Location: Philly metro area
Occupation: will furnish your cardboard box into a home. Functions on barter system. aka student.
Sentence most often repeated by your mother: “Iloveyouimissyou. Iloveyouimssyou” repeat.
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Hebrew school teacher c. 5 years. read e.e. cummings poem at my Bat Mitzvah. Organized Manishevitz pong for Purim party. Wears chucks to Shabbat.
I am: Samson Looking for: Regina Spektor to sing about me. or a male HJ to take me to a sockhop. (poodle skirt, check).
How do you take your coffee?:
Fair trade
Favorite vegan dish your grandmother makes?
Vegan not a word in her vocabulary. We won’t discuss her kugel. So let’s settle on microwave-steamed carrots and the trail mix that I hide in the car.
Speaking of wheels:
Gary Fisher 27 speed, with a bell, horn and license plate c/o childhood.
Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel?
Sesame seed. Moderate cream cheese. Lime. Capers. Lots of capers.
Whats the first song on your make out mix?
“Polly” (The Chairs)
When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Pomegranate spritzers. My permanent drink of choice.
What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
The Luyas opening for The Antlers in a church basement
Tallis of choice?
Homemade relic with needlepointed butterflies and hand-wrapped & tied tzit tzit. We go hard.
Disclaimer: I am not a hipster. It’s become such a mainstream term.
Any true hipster would deny it. Obviously.
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