Have you ever walked onto a subway and thought “wow, I really hope some stranger tries to talk to me!” Well, if you haven’t you’re a North East Liberal Commie Hipster Douchebag Bastard. That’s right. You should be ashamed of yourself for not cheering like a drunk frat boy at 9am on a crowded subway. There are people out there protecting you every day, and you can’t fucking say a word about it, while on a train, during rush hour, because you’re better than them. Assholes. I hope you rot in hell for not giving in to a whiny douchebag with a camera.
