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Jew or Don’t: Sexist Photoshop (Don’t)

I’m not going to say anything sarcastic or biting about Der Tzitung or De Voch editing Hillary Clinton and Audrey Tomason out of the situation room photo. That’s been done already elsewhere, and better than I could do.

What I am gonna say is this: That was some pretty impressive photoshopping on Der Tzitung‘s part. I really thought that Hillary’s shocked mouth covering was a critical part of that image, and yet when they deleted her from the image, it took me two glances to find anything had been missing. Obama’s tucked into a corner; I could see how removing him would cause me to miss it, but not Hills. Our Duckman couldn’t do that, I’m confident. It raises so many questions. Where’d they get the rest of Denis McDonough’s arm, for instance?

Now you see her…

…now you don't



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