Racism

Is it just me or do hipstermen take the brunt of the hipsterhate?

I’ve been wondering why this is. Is it because the gender of the hatas is by and large male? Perhaps these bro-totypes (see what I did there?) still retain some hope of sleeping with that devastatingly hip barista or the spunkily tattooed waitress whereas they feel as though they could never compete with her bespectacled counterpart.

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

I had this explained to me in bro speak by my bro-worker (I should stop, huh?). In answer to the question of why bros and the non-hipster male population in general take part in hipsterslamming: “Dude, because, well, umm it’s because men have an image to maintain. When I see a hipster chick I just think, oh she’s free-spirited or some shit. When I see a hipster-dude I just think to myself that they cannot just be insulting the manly image by wearing those nut-huggers”

So she's a "free-spirit" and he's a hipster fuck.

On a side not, later that day, my co-worker also uttered the phrase: “Errday is Natterday” in reference to Natty Light beer.
I should really be keeping a log of everything he says.

So, to translate: hipster men daily insult regular, baggy-pantsed, Joe 6-packs with their skinny jeans and v-necks. But the truth is, that Hipster men are not afraid to display their junk to the world, even if it means that their religion can be predetermined by the shape of the bulge in their jeans. Hipster men force regular men everywhere to think twice about the image they present to the world. The unadulterated hatred that they dish points to issues within their own fragile male psyches. Also, the fact that many women have evinced interest in the dirty, mustachio’d look that hipster men prescribe to, has seriously rattled and upset the bro community.

I feel your pain, bro

#89- Bros hate Hipsters