What is a hipster to drink in the morning? OJ is cliche. Coffee is too ambitious. Bloody Marys by the gallon cause great ennui. Breakfast beer is the only solution. PBR, brewers of the real King of Beers, needs to make one.
The idea is not far fetched, toast is commonly eaten for, and beer, by the transitive property of food is equivalent to toast. Mathematically speaking:
1. Beer = Liquid Bread (the substance hasn’t changed, but its state of matter has)
2. Toast = Bread (yes toast is a subset of bread, but forget you)
3. Bread = Beer
I’m expecting a call from the Nobel Prize Committee any day now…
