I’m on a Blimp

Hipster Jew needs a blimp. It’s more underground than a scooter and they make for spectacular crashes. Leer jets are so cliché and slowly circling sporting events advertising products (Preparation H anyone?) is an advertising strategy so ineffective it borders on total incompetence indifference.

I’ve wanted a blimp ever since I saw this video.

Imagine the possibilities!  Rig some speakers to it and blare Neutral Milk Hotel’s latest creation to entirely new audiences.  Advertise your apathy.  Persuade people that there is a third way, neither liberal nor conservative, which involves inertia. (The irony of explaining a philosophy based on inaction is lost on me.)