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This is how to start a Hipster Wedding

Paper Record Player from kellianderson on Vimeo.

Remember when ‘walking it out’ at a wedding was all the craze? When hipsters were choreographing it out to Animal Collective? Thank god that shit is over.

The new hipster thing to do is to start small. It’s all in the details, dummy. Which is why you need to fashion your own paper invitation that turns into a record player. You and your fiance need to record your own super-indie-duo-love-song. Then you get your song pressed on a flexi disc and sent out to all of your friends and loved ones.

EVERYONE BECOMES JEALOUS OF YOUR HIP LOVE

If you get one of these, the rest of the wedding will fall into place like clockwork.

-via laughingsquid.com-



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