The sun is out. The air is warm. I’m feeling optimistic. No need to sit inside and brood about life. Instead it’s time to join a 21+ kickball league!!!
Let’s face it. Us hipsters aren’t too athletic. Unless riding a fixie counts as athleticism, or bowling becomes ironically cool again (if ever), you won’t see many of us winning any trophies. So we need a sport where we can feel successful, be drunk, and even meet some ladies(?). This is where kickball comes in.
The Duckman once upon a time said that 4 square was the new hipster sport. I disagree. Kickball will always reign because it forces social interaction and creates friendships and enemies through friendly team competition. Fuck yeah.
The Duckman recently joined a inconsistently named kickball team. I think it was called the Something Something Dick Traceys. But then they dropped the Dick Tracey part. I don’t really ever listen to that asshole when he talks. My point is that they all have to wear fedoras and trenchcoats and look like pervy scumbags.
And I’m jealous.
Which is why I am starting a kickball team of my own. We have no name. Only 1 member (as of now). But we too will enforce some over-the-top team dress code. Probably jorts. We too will get drunk and kick things. Probably social convention. We too will enjoy the hipster lifestyle, bitchezzzz.
So, to get you pumped for the upcoming season, here is a link to find your local kickball league, and a video to get your goat turned on. http://www.kickball.com/
P.S. I still think Israeli dodgeball (gaga) should be the new hipster sport. Click this link and see how fucking ridiculous gaga is.
