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Jonah Hill is looking good

Damn Jonah, you lookin’ good. What I wouldn’t do to you with a hand grenade, two boxes of cracker jacks, and a miniature model of the statue of liberty. mmmm hmmm. Whatever celebrity brand tapeworm you bought is doing wonders. I just want to spend my day licking honey off of your beautiful face. Be beautiful. Forever.

Now that Jonah got thinner, does this make him less funny? Should I ignore all future roles he plays? Should he get his own half naked GQ cover? So many unanswered questions.

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  1. jonah hill looks like a jewish dyke pushing the homosexual agenda

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