…or anti hipster propoganda? you decide.
Man credits failed alligator attack to his baggy pants. Implies that had he been wearing skinny jeans, he would have been badly injured.
I’m telling you now, ABC (distr)action news, this little trick is not going to work on me. I’m still going to wear my skinny jeans, and should an alligator tear me to shreds, at least i’ll die with the satisfaction of knowing that i looked damn good during my last moments on earth.
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
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