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Are you a Hot Mess?

Lady Gaga was 2009. Ke$ha was 2010. 2011? Carly Lind, our own New England pop star.

How the hell is this not popular? Just listen to these choicey lyrics which relate to every college gurl everrr.

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I feel a black out coming,
Yes it’s comin again.
Well it was nice to meet you
I’ll apologize in advance.
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You should never underestimate a blackout.
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But the only thing I’m throwing up
Is gang signs because I’m such a BALLer.

What a….hot….mess….



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  1. Are you sure this isn’t an add for Am App? Everything they’re wearing. Can’t be a mistake.

  2. Be a slut. Get free Pizza.

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