Nickname: Chicky (and yes, I do indeed have a wee-wee)
Location: Burlington, Vermont
Age: 21. Or whatever you want it to be ;-)
Occupation: Blogger/teacher/spender of college loans
But your mother always dreamed you would become: A nice little mensch. 2 out of 3 aint bad.
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: Seeing how I just attended a Balkan Beat Box/Soulico show, and how I run this fricken’ amazing blog, I’d say a 9.5 out of 10.o on both scales.
I am a dood looking for a doodette
If you could be a typeface, which one would you pick?
Comic Sans. I try way to hard to be funny and interesting. Everyone knows I’m nothing but a phony. A big fat phony.
How do you take your coffee?
I take my coffee like my women: Strong, black, and proud. (Totally stole that from Michael Ian Black) The baristas always smile uncomfortably when I make that joke at Uncommon Grounds (my fav local coffee shop duh).
Favorite vegan dish your mother makes:
She makes some mighty fine egg rolls. Dunno if they are vegan, but certainly vegetarian. Probably the only thing that keeps me coming home to visit. Besides for the guilt, I mean.
Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
Well first I like to complement my bagel. I like to say ‘hey bagel baby, you lookin’ sexy tonight’. But I don’t want my lil’ bagel to be all cold and naked. Even a bagel needs a blanket after two minutes in the oven. So I slather it in a warm blanket of an egg and cheese omelet. MMMM YEAH.
Whats the first song on your make out mix?
Tough choice. Currently it would be Ludacris – What’s Your Fantasy. The ladies know I mean business when this song comes on.
When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Whiskey. It’s with me always. In the classroom, in the shower, while driving. If it wasn’t for whiskey I’d probably stop making bad decisions. But then I wouldn’t have a reason to drink whiskey. Do you see my conundrum?
What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
The Fifth Business. I’m going to keep talking about them to everyone I know until they are discovered and sign onto an indie label. After they sell out I am totally going to claim that I knew the lead singer Deane before he was a big fat phony.
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