I’ve been going through this funk (that’s what i’ll call it) and was given the chance to see LCD Soundsystem last night. This week marks the last week that they will be playing together as LCD Soundsystem. There was some heated conversations about their final show at MSG that I had previously discussed. And then I tried ever so hard to get tickets to one of their 4 shows at Terminal 5. Yes, I was able to get tickets to Thursday’s show too. Yes, I am a dick for going to two of their last shows. But you know what, I don’t care.
Some hilarious moments occurred during the show, which I commented on through twitter. They are my thoughts and feelings that I’d like to share with you. If you find them funny enough you can follow me @HipsterJew. The *** denotes tweets I wish I had twatted in response.
7:15 LCD to (@ Terminal 5 w/ 88 others)
7:42 – Too many bros #lcdsoundsystem
7:43 – Not enough LSD #lcdsoundsystem
8:07- Liquid liquid. WTF? No one is digging it. Need more beer. #lcdsoundsystem
8:08 ***I get it. Liquid Liquid is old. So is James Murphy. Nice that AARP members can work together
8:25 – bassist sounds like farts @WayneTwittaker
8:45 – Liver cramps. Someone pass the medicinal weed #lcdsoundsystem
8:51 ***Too many 6 foot tall 250lb guys next to me
8:52 – Girl in front of me is googling if paper dissolves. And the one next to me told me to stop texting. This show didn’t need an opening band
9:02 – Why did I go in line to piss?
9:03 – Watch me get pee shy
9:20 – This chick’s hand has been on my ass for a good ten minutes. Not complaining.
9:30 – (Chicky tweeted in a freekout manner) the Duckman is enjoying LCD. Chicky is currently freaking out as the site breaks. Again. That lucky bastard.
9:32 *** Some bro just tried to 4 finger my asshole. I think he whispered “no homo” and something anti-semitic
9:47 *** This one giant dude is doing some awful mosh moves while protecting his girl #respect
10:00 – Two more hours of this. Everyone smells. Awesome
10:21 *** I think everyone successfully hotboxed Terminal 5
10:55 – Nevermind seeing lcd twice in one week. I have no idea how I am going to get through tonight.
11:19 ***This Native American lookin’ mofo has the loudest voice I’ve ever heard.
11:35 ***Who is humping my leg?
11:37 ***Thank god its the hot lesbian humping my leg while making out with an ugly lesbian
12:15 - Three hours of awesome -
