Fuck it. I’m done with this shit. We will never post another Jewish music parody again. SO many of these videos make me act like an anti-Semitic self-hating Jew. This shit is so embarrassing. I feel like I still have to apologize for this video. And I feel the need to add a disclaimer that most Jews aren’t nearly as miserable or unfunny.
I repeat: I give you my word as both a Hipster and a Jew that we will never show another Jewish music parody again. First Schlock Rock did it. And I didn’t speak up. Then the AEPi boys at Michigan had their JAP parody. Atleast they had the balls to apologize for their blasphemy. But I still didn’t speak up. Then the Maccabeats did it. Again and again. I didn’t speak up and I hated myself for it. Now Maryland has committed a horrific musical crime…If I don’t speak up and stop the circle of musical slaughter, they may come for me next. And then who will defend me?
*Note: Is it weird that I have a sudden pang of nostalgia for Weird Al?
