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I called it: Kayne is a hipster at heart

Remember that time when I said Kayne loved hipsters?

It make sense. Kanye understands that hipsters have fashion. And not the mainstream plebian/peasant fashion. Kanye has one of the highest fashion senses in the universe. And he has found a right-hand hipster man to help him go mopping (man shopping). – Me

(I wish I was right more often and could quote myself on the reg and be a bigger douche.)

AND now Kanye wants to go to Fashion Design school. He has applied to be the token straight man at Central Saint Martins College’s fashion master’s program. And he better be allowed in because of his celebrity status. He sure deserves it the most, with his whole persecution complex and all. It’s about time Kanye’s worked his REAL dream job (not being famous, being a successful rapper, or being friends with Mos Def and Dave Chappelle). Making sure dudes and chicks can dress hip. And I support him.

Like 2 hipster peas in a hipster loft

Can we finally claim Kanye as our own? As possibly the largest, most mainstream hipster on the face of the earth?

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