Bro, did you think we were kidding when we said we were selling shirts? Did you really believe I had my parents take this photo for your amusement? Maybe I am way too funny and need a bigger platform, like my own reality show. Cause you seem to be laughing too hard and not spending enough time on actually buying a shirt. Have an issue with the price? Scared you won’t make your next payment to your drug dealer? Let’s talk it over. I’m willing to negotiate. But don’t think that because I post an amazing photo, I’m just joking around. No. This shi(r)t is for sale.
[Ed note: And if you aren't Jewish or a hipster, wearing this shirt gains ironic points.]
James Finney
03/09/2011
I’m not buying a shirt, but I have a question. If I’m neither a hipster nor a Jew yet I buy a shirt and wear it ironically, does that make me a hipster by being ironic about not being a hipster? And if so, then does the shirt become unironic and therefore I lose my hipster status? Then would I be a hipster again for wearing a shirt saying I’m a hipster when I’m not one? Would it just lead to an endless cycle of switching between hipster and non-hipster?
The Duckman
03/09/2011
This is what we call “The Black Hole Effect.” Or, as Dr. Weird once put it, “My ass, is eating my hand!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M