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And the Maccabeats fuck up another song… Oh wait, it’s just Pink…

Just please stop. We are trying to give Jews a better name and here you go coming out with another crappy video for the world to laugh at. You’re just making us work ten times harder. Pretty sure this video is a Chillel Hashem.

Is there some sort of psychology behind Jews making really bad cover songs to pop hits? Because I really don’t get it. It’s not cute. But then again I’m not a tween, nor am I a NJB (nice jewish boy). So the hormones that would get me going for this shit are just non existent. This music does to my libido what the Dixies Chicks do to a 90 year gay man. Can we get some creativity up in here? How about some original music? Is this too much to ask for? You clearly spent more money producing this one. Why not hire someone who knows something about music. Just a suggestion.

To be fair, the original Pink song already sucked. So you didn’t really fuck up the song this time. You just chose a horrible song to mimic. Sorry Pink, I know we met and everything and you told me how you got you nickname (spoiler: Pink = her vagina) and shit, but this song is just awful.



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