I didn’t watch the Superbowl this year. Two reasons. First, there are only like three cable jacks on this entire hippie-college campus, and only one of them has a television hooked up to it and I am not cramming into that shitty basement for anything less than a Pats vs whoever Superbowl and that is clearly not an option since the Pats lost their first game. Second, it’s the Steelers vs. Packers. That game could only suck more if it were Cowboys vs. Colts. However, using advanced demographer’s techniques available only to the highly creative (i.e. making shit up) I have devised the following infographic on how our regular readers spent their Superbowl XLV (That’s Superbowl 45 for those of you who chose to study a language more practical than Latin).
