Why hello, world of hipsterjew, it’s nice to meet you. I enjoy Pasbt Blue Ribbon AND gefilte fish much like many of you readers out there! Allow me to introduce myself as the shebrew-in-office from the great state of Hipstersylvania. I will transform this unfashionable flannel-wearing man’s world into a bedroom with floral wallpaper and Barbie sheets (ironically, of course).
You’ll go far with me, kid. Imma show you the life that all hipsterjew boys and girls dream of, a life full of youtube videos of cats, opinions on whether or not Orthodox Jews are just trying to be ironic, and conspiracy theories about super rats in the sewers (see, a super rat is when a bunch of rats join forces and…well, I’ll get to that later).
I think this picture should be an apt description of my cores and values.
This is what I stand for.
Peace, love, and music before it went mainstream,
Schlitz Lipz
Heather
02/05/2011
hilarious. I am definitely looking forward to more posts from this blogger.
Celeste S
02/07/2011
me too!!!
Mike Niemeyer
02/05/2011
Welcome to the Working Week!
Celeste S
02/07/2011
Fantastic. Please bring the lulz.