Fuck yeah! I feel like using every swearword that my mom accidentally taught me I’m so excited. Do you know how many computer classes I wasted over the 10 years of Jewish Day School trying to beat this game? Do you know how many of my children and wives I lost to dysentery? How many times I had to start over because I have a short attention span?
Do you remember that joke poll I made about what would happen on my birthright trip to Israel? Where one of the options was about me succumbing to a disease and never seeing the rolling hills of Oregon?
All worth it. Finally. I made it to Portland. I finished the Oregon Trail. I won.
My mom must be so proud of me right now.
(I don’t know if this link will work, but if it does your welcome.)
http://www.greatgamesexperiment.com/game/oregontrail
