This is one of those things in life that make me very, very sad for the rest of my generation. We are either trolls of a group of people (the endangered hipster) like she, or we are trolls of her derogatory video like me. Why can’t we just get along in one happy, hipster- jew (or goy) ball of love? Also, people with that great of hair should really stay away from confessional-style youtube videos. it’s a waste of their hair beauty.
I would like to engage the readers with a list of reasons why this video makes me vomit a little bit in my mouth.
- She is wearing 3d glasses without lenses. What movie did she see, Avatar? How mainstream.
- Nice silly bands. I think all of my little Jewish campers had the same ones. They hand them out at bar mitzvahs like candy. Good too see this lovely girl has jumped in on the trend. All the hipsters I know are definitely wearing them ironically. I myself had a Liberty Bell silly band at one point in time. Oh wait, I haven’t seen anyone else except twelve-year-olds and myself wearing them.
- What is this Kurt Vonnegut being smart stuff? He has nothing on me. Slaugherhouse 5? That doesn’t even compare with my Harry Potter Fan fiction.
- Spike Jonze would not be at a thrift shore she shops at. He would be shopping at a thrift store in the hipster heavens!
- Helvetica? REALLY? Helvetica is a hipster font? Has she never seen this documentary? Helvetica is choking the art away from real fonts! The fonts of the people!
- Wha? Raw vegan? Ohhhh… That’s how we are so skinny. I have nothing more to say here.
