…no, not a cure for cancer, but the spread of the disease itself! Because, you see, according to this article on Ynet news, a few Haredi Rabbis in Israel have posted flyers and advertisements saying that browsing innocent sites on the internet (like facebook, hipsterjew or even playing farmville!) causes cancer to proliferate throughout the world:
“Hundreds of thousands of cancer patients (suffer) because of the Internet.”
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4015545,00.html
Now, I actually work in science, and I have to say that this is completely, scientificially, 100%, absolutely verified and true. By reading this article, you actually just gave 1 kitten a brain tumor.
(thanks, failedmessiah)
