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Bill Murray, the golfing pro

I'm already ordering those hats to be in the HJ marketplace. It'll say 'Original Hipster'

Is there anything this man can’t do? Bill Murray is like fucking Houdini. He disappears for a while, appears at random places around the world, and dominates. Only to disappear again into the night. Here he is winning the hearts and the minds of the primarily white Australian men, women, and youth. Taking first place at the Pebble Beach celebrity tourney. No chump change bullshit. Finally. Golf has been around for way too long, being the rich white man’s bitch (pre-Tiger). It’s about time some nutty rich old white original hipster came and took the sport away from celebrities like Michael Jordon (i.e not hipsters), rebranding it for Hipsters worldwide. I’m calling it now. Golf is the sport of hipster in 2011. NOT DODGEBALL (so 2008 dude). When an OG starts swinging his balls (lol pun), you know waves will be made.

When it comes to Bill Murray, there is only 1 thing I can think: Who the Fuck is Kanye?

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  1. Oh, the tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive!!

    Woe for time spent on keeping up appearances! Destroyed, was the time for positive influences!

    Woe, for wickedness inside
    a heart so black; diseased with pride!

    Oh, such needless fear and woes, while the foolish vainly dig their holes!

    Oh, the sad truth of it all. Always the proud by their hands fall!

    Why should they discuss their trial and strife? Because it might save someone else’s life!

    Some don’t care who they inspire. Their hearts are scorched with self-desire!

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