Woody Allen and his glasses

I feel like, at this point in my life, I am somewhere between “Take the Money and Run” and “Manhattan.” Although, last night I was watching “A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy” and thought it oddly mirrored my life. Then I realized that most Woody Allen movies I’ve watched have mirrored my life. Then again, I hate being one of those people that just talks about how their life mirrors Woody Allen’s. SO.

“Whatever Works” sucked. Larry David might play a good Woody Allen character, but the movie was shit. I hate when everything works out for the best in a Woody Allen film. There. I’m done.

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