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Lebron Expanding to Ruin Childhoods Outside of Ohio

Lebron James, not being satisfied with being the destroy of childhood hopes and dreams in Ohio has taken his talents for torture to a wider audience. With a Youtube cartoon series starring the four LeBrons (Wise Lebron, Business Lebron, Athlete Lebron, and Kid Lebron) from that Nike commercial that came out back when nobody hated him.

Of course, I think the pilot episode should have Kid Lebron and Wise Lebron asking Athlete Lebron why he abandoned Cleveland while business Lebron has a three way make out party with Pat Riley and Dwayne Wade. But I never get what I want…including less Lebron.

I’m not sure, but I think Seth Macfarlane might be involved since he’s worked with Lebron  before on some bizarre unfunny cartoons before.

If MacFarlane is involved you can be sure of three things:

1. It won’t be good.

2. There will be a talking animal of some sort.

3. It will be picked up by Fox for 11 seasons.



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