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Dear NHL, Its Really Hard to Be Your Friend When You Say Things Like That

Dear NHL,

Its really hard to be your friend when you say things like “I really like Switchfoot.” I know its imature, but I still judge people entirely on their taste an music and I really can’t believe you picked Switchfoot’s “Meant to Live” for the music in your All-Star game commercial. I think this may be it for us. I mean, I kinda liked this song when I was a freshmen in high school, but lets face it, high school freshmen are the worst people on Earth.

This might be Versus’ fault, ever since you two got together you’ve been different. You’ve changed man. You used to be kinda quirky and cool and now you just try to fit in and no ones buying it. I’m don’t want to start anything, but…have you thought getting back with your ex? I know you and ESPN had your issues, but she’s said she appreciates you now, especially after how the MLS and Arena Football treated her…Just sayin…

Come on man,

The Coach

PS You’re going to have to some editing since Roberto Luongo is pretty noticible here and he didn’t make the All-Star squad.

PPS If you’re gonna pick a bad song from my high school music collection, I’d go with Vendetta Red’s “Shatterday” since that brings back fond memories of winning the virtual Stanley Cup in NHL 2004. (2mins in)



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