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Is it the Apocalypse or just natural?

There have been reports out of Arkansas that 5,000 black birds fell from the sky. And 100,000 dead fish washed up on shore. Scientist currently have no idea why this is happening. The believe the birds were killed by New Years fireworks, or possibly lightning. While massive numbers of fish dying is a normal thing.

Everyone believes that these two issues have nothing to do with each other. Unless this is the Apocalypse. Then we are all screwed. Little do they know that I wrote a poem about this a year ago.

dead fish in arkansas water
you probably never heard the band Moga
black birds fall from sky

Im not saying I can predict the future. Im just saying you probably never heard of the band, Moga.



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  1. There is nothing at all unnatural about the apocalypse.

    • Unless you believe that religion and black metal are both fairy tales.

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