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Hipster Hitler

We are constantly getting bombarded with one simple question: What do you think about Hipster Hitler? Our brothers out in Austria want to know. Our sisters out in Philly want to know.

Hipster Jews love old people. We love their style. Their music. And we think they were all hot 60 years ago. If anything, we totally understand old people. Not middle age people, they fucking suck. All they want to do is SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS and bitch about how they shouldn’t have gotten married. But old people who have nothing to live for? Totally get it and respect it.

Of course old people don’t ‘get’ Hipster Hitler. They dont understand what so funny about Hitler. Irony, to them, is a form of communication used by angsty jackasses.

But how would these same old people feel if they were in their mid 20′s? They would fucking love it! They would find this shit hilarious. Hitler = a hipster? I cant think of any two groups of people hated more than Hipsters and Nazis.

No, Millions dead and Millions more tortured is not funny. But I don’t see why someone can’t make a joke about it. Especially if its a really funny joke. When is the cut off date to make jokes about awful situations? Can I not joke about the Civil War? What about the war in Iraq?

Hipster Hitler is totally unoriginal. Adolf Hipster was around before Hipster Hitler ever went viral. But I’ll still have to give it the thumbs up. Cmon. How can you not laugh at this?

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  1. The Azerbaijan joke was lamely stolen from Eddie Izzard.

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  • about 10 hours ago

    No, it is okay to be a politican doing a Nazi Salute if you’re very ironic about it http://t.co/F43xtE2x

  • about 12 hours ago

    Sacha Baron Cohen is charming; The Dictator is hilarious http://t.co/iJAZU8m2

  • about 14 hours ago

    I eat dessert first

  • about 14 hours ago

    Grind-dance with Some Hot New Tracks…Yo..! http://t.co/x7cUcyjk

  • May 16, 2012 23:17

    Basketball: score four points. Take a time out. Commercials

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