Here I am, sitting in bed, sick with strep. And what does the Duckman send me? A link from Heeb. What does it say?
Chicky returns from Israel and decides she hates Amtrak even more than Greyhound (at least sometimes). (Hipster Jew)
Was that an accident? Did the Duckman ask them to write that? Probably. Because the Duckman is jealous of my moderate success. And I like conspiracies involving the Duckman.
And I quote “Chicky could be a stippers name. easy. This is what Chicky gets for calling me a girl on the fan page yesterday.”
So 1 of 2 things (possibly both) is happening right now. 1) I write like a girl, and people assume I am a girl because I love talking about glitter and Mariah Carey.
And/or 2) Heeb knows me better than I know myself. Maybe I am a girl who thinks he is a boy. Shit, here comes an identity crisis. Thanks Heeb.
Am I also the stripper who turned Orthodox? Is my life like Fight Club?
DK
01/29/2011
Sorry that I called you a girl, that I made you cry, and that you have strep.
I hope we can still be friends.
Charles
01/29/2011
Sure, we can still be friends. If I had a dime for every time someone called me a girl….well let’s just say I wouldn’t be bloggin’ no mo.