- Michael Bloomberg, our next Jewish president, will NOT be our next Jewish president. Sad face.
- AMERICA, the gr8est country ever, worked with Nazis. Did we love them? We sure enjoy our Hitler references.
- Nixon still hates da Jews. In other news, Henry Kissinger is still a hateful sack of shit.
- The Jews in Jew York will be disappointed to learn that their state’s Kosher food enforcement unit will be cut. Watch out for any crappy Kosher food. Because it never existed before…
- Why are religious Joos in Jew York being slumlords? I’m gonna assume it has to do with the goys not being real people, and therefore they don’t need to be treated with respect.
- Lastly, those Israeli forest fires were started by a hookah. Anti-marijuana commercials: 1. Hookahs: 0.
