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For those who enjoy terrible Jewish holiday parodies of popular songs

Autotune is officially dead. I don’t want to be a dick about this, but the Jews, specifically these Jews, just killed it. Worse than Jesus. God, if I had a dime for every terrible Jewish A Capella parody that came out during the holidays…let’s just say they ruined Hanukkah 2010 for me. Thanks bro.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Our people think 4 terrible things make viral videos good:

1) Musical parody
2) Very Jewish-themed lyrics that were written while high/drinking wine on a Friday night with the bros
3) A’Capella
4) Beat boxing

That being said, this song is going to be played at my Hanukkah party this Friday night. Not for longer than 30 seconds. Just so all my friends know I’m not totally pathetic. Gotta remind people how I could have ended up if I hadn’t found the hipster lifestyle.



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    Sacha Baron Cohen is charming; The Dictator is hilarious http://t.co/iJAZU8m2

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    I eat dessert first

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    Basketball: score four points. Take a time out. Commercials

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