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I dont know why, But the only time I see these commercials is after 11. I wonder if they think that anyone who watches TV and wants their car washed to an Outkast song will be watching Comedy Central at 12:45. I don’t know where they get their data, but I cant stop laughing every time I watch one of these commercials. Its just perfect. Its has the mix of an early 2k hit and a horribly amazing pun that seems to be used by every white chick with a camera.

white chicks enjoy irony too

Now, I could easily just go to the gas station down the street and get a free car wash with any purchase over $10. But why would I do that when I can look relevant by going to a place with a hip name and hip attitude? I can reminiscence the times in Junior high school when I would take a shower and blast this song while walking down the stairs. AND pay for an overpriced car wash.

God Bless America.



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  • about 10 hours ago

    No, it is okay to be a politican doing a Nazi Salute if you’re very ironic about it http://t.co/F43xtE2x

  • about 11 hours ago

    Sacha Baron Cohen is charming; The Dictator is hilarious http://t.co/iJAZU8m2

  • about 14 hours ago

    I eat dessert first

  • about 14 hours ago

    Grind-dance with Some Hot New Tracks…Yo..! http://t.co/x7cUcyjk

  • May 16, 2012 23:17

    Basketball: score four points. Take a time out. Commercials

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