Is it “Happy Festivus” or “Merry Festivus” or neither? Anyways…
Is your Festivus pole displayed in the middle of your house?
Have you cooked your Festivus dinner?
Chicky and I knew we were not going to be together for Festivus, so we spent our entire weekend airing our grievances. Its probably better if you write your list of ways your family disappoints you before the Festivus dinner.
Don’t skip over the Feats of Strength!
May your day be nip slip free!
P.S. The Coach and I are watching Law and Order SVU at the same time. Its a Festivus Miracle!
