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I will probably be forced to dance in Israel

And I don’t mean dance in the sexy, grinding-in-a-club type way. Although that will obviously happen. I have this innate ability to take over foreign clubs.

But no. I will be forced to dance in a Jewish way. Like the man in the video. I’ll take whatever drugs he’s having. Because everyone knows that when there is a Jewish event, and when there is an area with a high concentration of Hassidic Jews, spontaneous dancing and singing is bound to happen.

$5 says I see someone dancing right when I get off the plane.



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