What happens when baby carrots grow up?

So I’m sitting at my desk. Just surfing the web and designing the hipster jew annual report. I reach down for a baby carrot to dip into my overly lemony hummus when my hand got stuck. I look at my lap and there it was. The biggest baby carrot I have ever seen.

I have had tons of baby carrots and hummus in my time. Although, nothing like this Zesty Lemon crap produced by Cedar’s. But I didn’t know that they sometimes left adult carrots in the baby carrot bag. Did I get the leftovers? Should I sue? Do I eat it? Should I frame it? Have you ever taken the largest crap in your life and wanted to photograph it so that the world could see what you created?