This is the greatest 10 seconds of NBA footage I’ve ever seen. The magic begins at 1:30 and ends at 1:40. Kurt Rambis, current (temporary) Hipster Jew Sports Mascot, is rapping. Rambis can been seen in a bright red shirt, comically oversized red sunglasses, red hat and orange short shorts.
Rambis’ ten seconds of hip-hop fame come in the form of the monotone rapping of these lines:
I’m Kurt Rambis/they call me Superman/and I’m known to give a helping hand/Now there’s a rival out there on the streets/that we all have to work together to beat.
Then he kind of disappears for awhile until the end of the video, at 3:34, where he is throwing a baby in the air for no reason.
Also, I’m beginning to think that Rivers Cuomo might have been watching 80′s Laker games on ESPN Classic in between making terrible albums since he seems to have lifted his sense of style from our main man Kurt.
