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Henry Rollins hates Hipsters

Holy shit. This dude must have a stick so far up his ass, he’ll be pooping woodchips into his 80s. You’re supposed to be a fucking 80s punk legend. You were in Black Flag. Stop standing around crying and bitching how ‘young people don’t respect meh’ and ‘errrr hipster trustfunders are a bunch of asshole’. Duh.

When you’re gonna be a whiney old dickhead, preaching from your pedestal of ornery what do you expect young people to say? Because I’m sure that hipster girl actually liked you (probably even more so after you freaked out at her), in an ironic way. Like our own HJ love for Hall and Oates. But your fragile ego couldn’t handle ironic love.

If you don’t want to get laughed at by hipsters, probably best to avoid record stores in the Village. It’s literally rule #1 of Hipster Hating.

Weirdest part in all of this? He just released an album with The Flaming Lips. Which went straight to vinyl. But he still hates hipsters. Go figure.



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  1. what a fucking douche, and i actually liked him, music wise and his stand up (not funny, but dropping knowledge), but what as asshole, those guys were all his fans, and just wanted to say hi, and he just completely judged them by how they look, wtf, if he was judged by how he looked, he would get any of the respect that he wants. he thinks he’s cool cause he can admit to selling out and not being punk anymore. i just lost all respect for him, what a cunt.

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