So I’m sure you all know that during presidential elections, states are categorized as Red states for Republicans, and Blue states that are primarily Democratic.
Well, a new study shows that if you lived in a winning state, you were more likely to increase your viewing of internet porn after your preferred candidate was successfully elected (or at least successfully fucked with enough voting machines in Florida).
http://www.economist.com/node/17358553?story_id=17358553
For instance, if you lived in Mississippi (a red state) in 2004 when Bush beat Kerry, your internet porn viewing went noticeably up after the election. And if you lived in NYC (Blue) when Obama beat McCain in 2008, your porn viewing went noticeably up as well.
“But hipstajew,” you ask with childish wonderment, “what if someone never saw internet porn before their preferred candidate was elected in their home state?” A valid question. I imagine such a scenario would look something like this:
