Happy Movember/No Shave November/Novembeard/Beardvember Hipster Jew readers!
It’s the time of year when the weather starts getting really cold, so men and women all around the northern hemisphere grow out their facial hair. Did anyone see the skies open up in New York today? It was raining, hailing, sleeting, and snowing at the same time. The sky had massive digestive issues. Even our good friends The Rice Cakes took notice of this awful cold weather happening in Rhode Island. This is why we all must grow some awesome, nasty facial hair.
I know a lot of girls read this blog and are saying “well I can’t grow facial hair so this doesn’t apply to me.” Bullshit. I’ve drunkenly made out with girls sporting mustaches that would make any junior high schooler jealous. And I’m positive we’ve all been on a Greyhound bus going to Hartford, CT where a bearded lady pisses her pants and hops from seat to seat until she sits next to you.
So ladies and gents
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The Coach
11/09/2010
Girls can just grow out their bush, right? That makes sense to me