I request you determine the level of Hipsterosity that this car contains -Mark
Dear Mark,
You got a winner here. The 80′s are still hot. Leggings are still hot. You’re going to get all the chicks. But let’s get a few things straight here. Cars are not for hipsters. Owning a car will lessen your cred. The type of car will determine how much cred you lose. With this car, you barely lose any cred at all. Fuckin’ 1985 Ford Country Squire LTD Wagon. Older and hotter then most people I know.
I just have one suggestion to make. Put up two photos on the dashboard. Make sure they are Polaroids of two different cats. When chicks see these photos and ask you what they are for, tell them one is Mr. Pickles, who died 4 years ago and you have yet to get over that death. The other is Jackie, your love and joy. BOOM You’re a playa.
You’re also going to make a killer in the” girls with daddy issues” department.
jrp
11/10/2010
Wood paneling is the hipsterest car option.
Oliver
11/11/2010
It would also do him well to get a few obscure and boring bumper stickers such as “this car has climbed Mt. Washington”, and “Gainesville, OK, Home of the Beef Jerkeys”
either way it’s all fucking deadly
The Coach
11/11/2010
Needs a PBRFAN vanity plate.