on second thought…Zuckerberg is kinda a prick

Today’s story of the day goes to Mark Zuckerberg, the whiney bastard. In 2004 he hacked into his rival social network, and created a fake profile. The fake profile called his rivals ‘fucking privileged’, ‘douchbags’ and ‘WASP-y’. Which are probably fair comments to make, since Harvard tends to attract those students.

Oh but wait, that’s the problem. You see, this is just the pot calling the kettle black. Or in this case the angry privileged white boy calling his rival an angry privileged white boy. Because Zuckerberg grew up in White Plains NY, which is in Weschester County; one of the wealthiest counties in America (I know this because too many kids from there come to UVM). On top of that, he went to Harvard, one of the most elite schools in the world.

So I’m sorry that Zuckerberg is a Jewish America Princess (JAP). It’s not his fault he only had 2 houses growing up while his rivals had 4. So now we should all hate him for being a prick.

And when we go to bed tonight, let us all pray that the internet crashes. Not just because this blog will no longer exist, but also so Zuckerberg will learn that internet money is the devil’s money, and what it’s like to move back with your parents after college. Let’s see him make Facebook: The Sequel.