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MGMT’s ‘Kids’ gets the Kid Bop! ™ treatment

You know you need to stop listening to a band when children, who enjoy Justin Beiber, sing it on youtube. And not even very well. Atleast this video accurately portrays how miserable their second album was (although Pitchfork bent over and begged them).

What the hell are they teaching kids in NYC public schools these days? Lyfe is rough, and tough, and they need to learn real lyfe skillz. Do you know what A’Capella will get you in the ghetto? A quick beating. I’m sure none of these kids have heard this song on the radio. They live in the city, and should be singing more ‘Disney’ songs. Like Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers. Not this shit.

I’m going to have to give MGMT the T-Rex treatment from now on. I’m going to pretend that they died and disbanded after their first album, and in 30 years modern hipsters will ‘rediscover’ them and lord this album over everyone else. For a brief moment in 2040 my children will think I’m cool, and then quickly remember I’m a pitiful loser.



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